Thursday, July 31, 2008

Guys, Just Don't Do It


Okay, this is not about my boyfriend, I somehow seemed to have found a really great guy that I am in no way good enough for. But this is about a friend/housemate/potential step sister of mine. Lately she has been having a bit of trouble with the opposite sex.


1. If you still have feelings for your gf, do NOT tell her it would be good to see other people.

2. After you and that gf are seeing other people, do NOT call her, tell her how much you miss her, get her to go out with you again, have sex with her, and then tell her that you thought you two were casually hanging out, but you still want to date other people.

3. Do NOT go out with a girl, ask her out again, tell her again and again how much you like her, and then say "oops I lied, I don't like you at all."

4. Do NOT make plans to be online at a certain time so you can make plans for an actual date later, this certain time being a time very inconvenient for her, never get on, and then the next day go "oops sorry, forgot, was watching Hitman with my dad".

5. Do NOT daily call her your dearest dear, darling, love, etc., tell her how much you miss her, tell her how special she is to you, and then tell your friends she means nothing to you.

6. Do NOT tell her step sister you are just keeping her around because the sex is awesome and then expect for her to not take that offensively.

7. Do NOT get mad at her, drop her off your friends list, stop talking to her, and then tell everyone else that she is the one who hurt you.

8. Do NOT take her to your best female's friend's house for sex and then not defend her when said friend calls her a slut, whore, insert insult of choice.

9. Do NOT tell everyone that she is just a gorgeous face with nothing else good about her except to make you look good. Sure girls like being told they are pretty, but not that way.

10. Do NOT pretend to be this sweet, nice sensitive guy who is not like the other guys who mistreat her. Get her to finally trust you, get her to have sex with you thinking that you finally like her for more than friends, and then say, "oh I thought we were just friends, I don't like you that way, we've never really connected."


Now, I am not saying girls are never to blame, but seriously guys, just don't do it!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

So Yeah


My blog is sort of well, how can I say this. FUGLY.

How do I change it?

I can change the templates here.

But none are really what I would call cute.

I can change the font colors, but still the background lacks cutability.

Anyone have any ideas how I can cuten this thing up a bit??

Friday, July 18, 2008

David Archuleta Proves Himself To Be The Best!


So the reviews are out for the American Idol concert and finally people are seeing the truth. Despite the fact that Cook fans were bragging about what a great performer he is and how boring Archie is, Archie has shown that not only is he the superior vocalist, he is also better live.

This is quoted from one review:


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"Archuleta easily topped this crop as he poured himself into wining versions of Robbie Williams' "Angels" and Josh Groban's "When You Say You Love Me." His earnest, sincere delivery perfectly matches this type of adult-contemporary material."


"The last to take the stage was Cook, who greeted fans with his now-famously subdued rock version of Lionel Richie's "Hello." He would give the same treatment to Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." Both were bores."

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So hopefully I will be able to catch David Archie showing what he's got sometime this summer